March 2012
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why is my dashboard so interesting when I have 3 exams the next day
unfreshing:
so there’s this kid who’s in a wheelchair at my school and instead of using the special fancy handicap bathroom to pee he just rolls up to the urinals and then scoots back and whips out his dick and arches his pee into the toilet and i saw it today and literally ran out of the bathroom
lolinternets:
I’m allergic to effort
February 2012
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satan: knock knock
me: who's there
satan: satan
satan: i saw your blog
satan: we have wifi in hell
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the new quote icon looks like a bikini top. cannot un-see
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lliampayne:
school literally sucks the life out of me don’t make me go
isn’t it how ironic how this 60 years old woman (who has never been married, has no kids, lost most of her teeth, lives with/for her parents, etc etc) just called me ugly
no srsly
im gonna cry
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stitchsgreatescape:
Sure the Mona Lisa is nice but how many notes does it have